do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
*spider shaking dice in casino* come on, daddy longlegs needs a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes
tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
please message me if you have!
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM
honestly which id stop getting this question I copied and pasted the tags from the person I reblogged it from. ask them. nearlyheadlessfinnick.tumblr.com
I enjoy harry potter and reblog it a lot. I can have more than just HP on my blog